I entered the library with joyful anticipation clutching a long lost treasure.
"I found my library card recently," I brightly exclaimed, "although I haven't used it in quite a while."
"Give me your card, and I'll see if you are in the computer," the librarian responded.
"In the computer, when did library cards begin to need secondary verification?"
"You are definitely not in the computer," She snorted as she returned my card.
"I thought so," I murmured. "Would it be possible to apply for a new card?"...













A Rather Old-Fashioned Good Time